The Victims of Specialty Coffee Gift Subscription

The Victims of Specialty Coffee Gift Subscription

This subscription is your coping mechanism for living with a coffee snob.

Every two weeks, we'll send your loved one beautiful coffees that will have them glowing with thanks for your lovely gift. 

Meanwhile... We'll be sending you our "victims newsletter" with each delivery as well. 

The newsletter will teach you how to make them feel seen without you lifting a damn finger. We'll teach you phrases that you can say at basically any point in time that will make your loved one think that you've actually been listening to them every time they lecture you about the latest trend in specialty coffee. 

In the victims newsletter we'll also profile cafes at tourist hotspots. But not quite the way they would. We'll find you the coffee spots that are good enough while also being near other more widely appreciated attractions. So your whole day isn't just a detour for fancy coffee. 

Why are we doing this?

"He left me for his grinder"

"Their true love will always be an Ethiopian Natural"

"I try to pay attention but if they say the word mouthfeel again i will vomit"

But will my loved one actually enjoy the coffee you send? 

Absolutely. We deliver the best Australian Coffee roasters directly to your door. They'll have something new to get excited about with each delivery. Coffees will be tailored based on your option selection. Each cycle, we will deliver 2 bags of coffee from a selected roaster to your giftees' door. Scanning the QR code will reveal more information about the roaster, coffees and growers. We schedule roasting so it arrives 5-8 days old so it is aged enough to start drinking. 

Add a personalised message

Add a personal message in the text box and we will include on a card inside of the box. 

Fair pricing

"Supporting Australian Roasters, Delivering great coffee" is our moto. A lot of subscription services try to undercut coffee roasters prices unreasonably to increase their margins. We exclusively purchase coffee at fair wholesale prices to make sure the business we are doing is sustainable. We are here to support Australian roasters. By subscribing, you are supporting them too.

Environmentally & Socially conscious

We partner exclusively with Roasters who are environmentally & socially conscious. All coffee is high quality & fair trade. We use environmentally friendly packaging. All deliveries are sent 100% carbon neutral with Australia Post. Please click on the link to read their full environmental policy. 

Free Shipping, always

Australia

Sydney & Melbourne: 1-2 Days 

Metro & regional hubs: 2-3 days

Regional: 3-5 days

United Kingdom: 2-5 days

*These times are based off a 90% confidence interval. Some deliveries may still arrive outside of this delivery window.

Manage your subscription easily through your customer account

• Cancel anytime
• Pause, Skip and reschedule deliveries
• Change your order frequency & quantity
• Switch between products & grind settings

Order size guide is for fortnightly deliveries. For 4 Weekly, double the coffee needed.

If you have any questions, please visit our FAQ or use the Contact form.